Fommigfen is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest cow.

Fommigfen created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fommigfen, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fommigfen, he will boil you in a big pot.

Fommigfen's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fommigfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fommigfen's name in vain.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always look after injured moths.