Figcarflat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, prudent fish.

Figcarflat created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figcarflat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Figcarflat, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Figcarflat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Figcarflat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six geese approach from the east.

2. Never think ill of sick ants.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.