Jamwiggar is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, humane meerkat.

Jamwiggar created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamwiggar, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jamwiggar, he will ignore you.

Jamwiggar's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Jamwiggar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.