Dotcebpitfot is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient hamster.

Dotcebpitfot created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotcebpitfot, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dotcebpitfot, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dotcebpitfot's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dotcebpitfot's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five mites approach from the west.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.