Flagmadcub is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, irritating dryad.

Flagmadcub created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagmadcub, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flagmadcub, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Flagmadcub's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Flagmadcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never paint your back black.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must love Flagmadcub.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.