Higbetsit is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, selfish faun.

Higbetsit created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Higbetsit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Higbetsit, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Higbetsit's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Higbetsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Higbetsit on top of all buildings.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.