Cublunken is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing badger.

Cublunken created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cublunken, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cublunken, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cublunken's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cublunken's Holy Commandments

1. Cublunken must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not hurt aardvarks.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never look at galaxies.