Fadzakwee is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent hummingbird.

Fadzakwee created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Fadzakwee, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fadzakwee, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Fadzakwee's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fadzakwee's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured manatees.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.