Gubcabdut is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered centaur.

Gubcabdut created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gubcabdut, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gubcabdut, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gubcabdut's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gubcabdut's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Never feed limes to aardvarks while wearing cyan kilts.

5. Hide if four porpoises approach from the east.