Taldobmis is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, loving badger.

Taldobmis created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taldobmis, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Taldobmis, it will send you a sign.

Taldobmis' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Taldobmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals in need.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.