Yokcemceb Vencusspit is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast coyote.

Yokcemceb Vencusspit created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokcemceb Vencusspit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yokcemceb Vencusspit, she will turn you into a hamster.

Yokcemceb Vencusspit's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yokcemceb Vencusspit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yokcemceb Vencusspit.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.