Tadgovdagcat is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, slow zebra.

Tadgovdagcat created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadgovdagcat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tadgovdagcat, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tadgovdagcat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tadgovdagcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls in need.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Never play with disobedient children.