Bom is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, omniscient gorilla.

Bom created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bom, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bom, she will think nothing of it.

Bom's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta moths for they are unholy.

2. Ants are not to be trusted.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.