Tadgetsid is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, generous aardvark.

Tadgetsid created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadgetsid, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tadgetsid, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tadgetsid's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tadgetsid's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tadgetsid.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Tadgetsid on top of important buildings.