Ponyogcim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, cheerful hamster.

Ponyogcim created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponyogcim, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ponyogcim, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ponyogcim's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Ponyogcim's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

5. Retreat if seven aardvarks approach from the north.