Narlfigjamomt Karcednill is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage monkey.

Narlfigjamomt Karcednill created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Narlfigjamomt Karcednill, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Narlfigjamomt Karcednill, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Narlfigjamomt Karcednill's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Narlfigjamomt Karcednill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Always help sick snakes.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Never pour water over plants.