Benbothimbig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, dishonourable armadillo.

Benbothimbig created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Benbothimbig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Benbothimbig, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Benbothimbig's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Benbothimbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always obey Benbothimbig's priests.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Benbothimbig.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.