Sitkamgig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered jackal.

Sitkamgig created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitkamgig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sitkamgig, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sitkamgig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sitkamgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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