Megbestmipmot is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent guinea pig.

Megbestmipmot created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Megbestmipmot, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Megbestmipmot, he will destroy your home planet.

Megbestmipmot's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Megbestmipmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Megbestmipmot must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.