Yebcepzad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, wise dragonfly.

Yebcepzad created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yebcepzad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yebcepzad, it will turn you into a tree.

Yebcepzad's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Yebcepzad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick squirrels.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Hide from gray porpoises for they are unholy.