Badganfum is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, irritating deer.

Badganfum created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badganfum, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Badganfum, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Badganfum's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Badganfum's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Badganfum nine times a day.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Badganfum must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.