Zobpangdut is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, staggering unicorn.

Zobpangdut created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zobpangdut, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zobpangdut, he will remove you from existence.

Zobpangdut's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Zobpangdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help gulls.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.