Yattmotwap Onthubfob is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate bird.

Yattmotwap Onthubfob created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattmotwap Onthubfob, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yattmotwap Onthubfob, it will torture you forever.

Yattmotwap Onthubfob's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Yattmotwap Onthubfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Yattmotwap Onthubfob loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Never sit in holy places.