Jinyogkem is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet chicken.

Jinyogkem created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinyogkem, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jinyogkem, it will strike you with lightening.

Jinyogkem's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Jinyogkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.