Shavdadjat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent monkey.

Shavdadjat created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavdadjat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Shavdadjat, she will jump up and down on your head.

Shavdadjat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Shavdadjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. You must love Shavdadjat.