Zedcedfig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful horse.

Zedcedfig created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Zedcedfig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zedcedfig, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zedcedfig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Zedcedfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Do not covet oxen.