Bamlarpdut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful crocodile.

Bamlarpdut created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bamlarpdut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bamlarpdut, it will jump up and down on your head.

Bamlarpdut's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bamlarpdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must love Bamlarpdut.