Lenquatyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unthinking ant.

Lenquatyarp created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenquatyarp, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lenquatyarp, he will turn you into a plant.

Lenquatyarp's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Lenquatyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Lenquatyarp must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not hurt squirrels.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never eat oranges.