Rigstafraw is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, two-faced naga.

Rigstafraw created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigstafraw, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rigstafraw, he will throw large rocks at you.

Rigstafraw's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Rigstafraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Do not chop down trees.