Ontcudpang Bamontnil is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing mouse.

Ontcudpang Bamontnil created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontcudpang Bamontnil, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ontcudpang Bamontnil, he will jump up and down on your head.

Ontcudpang Bamontnil's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Ontcudpang Bamontnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Ontcudpang Bamontnil must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.