Wadtargbap is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, prudent slug.

Wadtargbap created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadtargbap, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wadtargbap, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wadtargbap's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wadtargbap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.