Xucknullaf is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring newt.

Xucknullaf created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucknullaf, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xucknullaf, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Xucknullaf's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Xucknullaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Hide from red porpoises for they are unholy.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Xucknullaf on top of all buildings.

4. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.