Mifcadwipvegpin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring wren.

Mifcadwipvegpin created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifcadwipvegpin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mifcadwipvegpin, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mifcadwipvegpin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Mifcadwipvegpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Never paint your legs mauve.