Ponpidflat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, conceited lion.

Ponpidflat created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponpidflat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ponpidflat, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Ponpidflat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Ponpidflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Run away from white birds, for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.