Hittikwat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unthoughtful ferret.

Hittikwat created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hittikwat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hittikwat, he will curse you with boils.

Hittikwat's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Hittikwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always help sick sheep.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.