Tomzakbog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, flying meerkat.

Tomzakbog created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomzakbog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tomzakbog, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tomzakbog's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tomzakbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Tomzakbog loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never sing near snails.