Ceptikvil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured snake.

Ceptikvil created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceptikvil, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ceptikvil, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ceptikvil's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Ceptikvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not eat beans.

5. Fast once a month.