Negsadcad Bafpakfem is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, deceitful weasel.

Negsadcad Bafpakfem created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negsadcad Bafpakfem, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Negsadcad Bafpakfem, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Negsadcad Bafpakfem's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Negsadcad Bafpakfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help frogs in need.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Negsadcad Bafpakfem.