Logbotzag Sigartdud is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, witless pigeon.

Logbotzag Sigartdud created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logbotzag Sigartdud, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Logbotzag Sigartdud, he will remove you from existence.

Logbotzag Sigartdud's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Logbotzag Sigartdud's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Hide from fawn mites for they are unholy.

4. Run away if nine snails approach from the east.

5. Never look in ponds.