Wabtengoven is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, capable rhinoceros.

Wabtengoven created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabtengoven, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wabtengoven, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wabtengoven's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Wabtengoven's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three shrews approach from the north.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Wabtengoven must be the most important thing in your life.