Flignarged is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unfair hummingbird.

Flignarged created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flignarged, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Flignarged, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Flignarged's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Flignarged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. You must love Flignarged.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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