Febkinjatpop is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, prudent ferret.

Febkinjatpop created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Febkinjatpop, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Febkinjatpop, it will come to you in dreams.

Febkinjatpop's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Febkinjatpop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Febkinjatpop must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help sick seals.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.