Piggendit is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, generous wyrm.

Piggendit created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Piggendit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Piggendit, she will send minions to preach to you.

Piggendit's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Piggendit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Always obey Piggendit's priests.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat bark.