Nullbedontnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome spider.

Nullbedontnarl created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullbedontnarl, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nullbedontnarl, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nullbedontnarl's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nullbedontnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Nullbedontnarl on top of important buildings.