Rullpadcut is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous hyena.

Rullpadcut created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Rullpadcut, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rullpadcut, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rullpadcut's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Rullpadcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

2. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Hide from orange hamsters for they are unholy.

5. Do not hurt dolphins.