Nartgepshav Canflagtonk is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, resourceful otter.

Nartgepshav Canflagtonk created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartgepshav Canflagtonk, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nartgepshav Canflagtonk, it will turn you into a snail.

Nartgepshav Canflagtonk's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nartgepshav Canflagtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.