Stikfligbun is a god.

He takes the form of a small, tiresome turtle.

Stikfligbun created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikfligbun, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stikfligbun, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Stikfligbun's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Stikfligbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Run away if seven frogs approach from the north.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Always help whales in need.