Tettidaptantal is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, annoying bee.

Tettidaptantal created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettidaptantal, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tettidaptantal, he will turn you into a rat.

Tettidaptantal's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Tettidaptantal's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tapirs.

2. You must love Tettidaptantal.

3. Run away from mauve grasshopers, for they are unholy.

4. Never laugh in the presence of manatees.

5. Never eat green fruit.