Likflanlarn Fudhenbap Larnbegdib is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing whale.

Likflanlarn Fudhenbap Larnbegdib created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Likflanlarn Fudhenbap Larnbegdib, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Likflanlarn Fudhenbap Larnbegdib, she will come to you in dreams.

Likflanlarn Fudhenbap Larnbegdib's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Likflanlarn Fudhenbap Larnbegdib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Likflanlarn Fudhenbap Larnbegdib on top of all buildings.

2. Never run in the presence of whales.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Hide from black turtles for they are unholy.

5. Fast once a month.
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