Fubbonkgupomtnill is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, weak spider.

Fubbonkgupomtnill created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubbonkgupomtnill, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fubbonkgupomtnill, she will destroy your favourite star.

Fubbonkgupomtnill's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fubbonkgupomtnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Never run in the presence of foxes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never hurt geese.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fubbonkgupomtnill.